There are many times I've wanted to chuck a u-ie in life, mostly in my 20's and nightmare teenage years. I couldn't stand night clubs, in my early twenties, and some of my friends dragged me off to them weekend after weekend. Bored out of my skull one night I fell asleep on a particularly comfy lounge and the bouncer woke me threatening to kick me out. Not a good look for a pumping, yay we're so young and fun establishment. If only I had given myself the option of a u-ie and instead of walking the cold streets of Newie trudging from nightclub to nightclub, I should have chucked a u-ie and gone home and eaten cake.